Aggressive Note (A Response)

"Never attack, unless you know you can win."
-Grandpa Tanaka, 3 Ninjas

If the "past" in "pastsive" is supposed to be a clever play on words, you fail. If you were trying to spell aggressive then maybe you should have spelled that right too, before submitting nonsense for my perusal.

If you don't care about little things--like titles of blog posts--how can I believe that you care that much about Frosted Mini-Wheats? I'd give you an A for effort but this work is so slipshod and careless that I am forced to give you a big fat F.

Also, since when did you care about stale food? I seem to remember a story in which a steak was sitting in the freezer, exposed, for over a year, such that it turned a shade of BLUE, and you ate that. Am I lying? How many mornings have you eaten rice out of a pot Jon didn't even take off of the stove from the night before? How many times have I looked at you in bewilderment (and this is coming from a guy who will eat anything off the floor regardless of how long it's been there) as you make a plate of Chinese "food" (dog, jellyfish) left over from three weeks ago? Oh, hey, remember that loaf of bread with a huge amount of mold on it we found on top of the freezer a few days ago? Hold on, what were the three responses we had?

*Jon picks up loaf of bread*
Jon: GROSS guys what is this doing here??!
Nathan: I was gonna write a blog post about it. Leave it there.
Jon: I'm throwing this away, this is disgusting.
Sherwin: Just peel off the crust guys, it's still good!

You can't possibly care about stale cereal. Much less Frosted Mini-Wheats, because if you let them soak a little they become just as pliable and joyous as new. Also, I don't believe in stale cereal. Stale cereal is just (or almost) as good as regular cereal, to the point where I, the person who obsesses over how deep the spoon I'm using is and judges a cereal based on how good their commercials were in the '80s, don't mind one way or the other.

Get over it, woman. You suck at life.
-Nathan




p.s. sorry about leaving the Frosted Mini-Wheats out.