Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top 10 Reasons why you would hate Nathan

1. He is loud
2. Abercrombie Woods Cologne
3. Cereal boxes are left open
4. He goes to bed at 2AM and he wants you too as well
5. The bathroom is hairy
6. All the cereal bowls are in his room
7. He is jean pretentious
8. Bum smoker
9. Where's the milk?
10. Wear looser pants you are making me stumble

-anonymous

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  2. It says sjvalerio right beneath where it says anonymous, and learn to use commas.

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  3. omg some imbecile broke into my account..also learn how to 'delete forever'

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  4. 1. abercrombie? really? so not what i expected.
    2. abercrombie??
    3. ABERCROMBIE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

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  5. 1. it was free
    2. I took the label off
    3. it smells good
    4. I probably didn't get fired solely because of it

    ...what am I saying...maybe it's time for the Woods to go.

    but seriously it does smell good.

    alright I'll stop wearing it

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  6. can i have your woods cologne then?

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  7. greta what, that stuff is expensive and it smells good, if you guilted nathan out of it i want it

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  8. as long as you find something to replace it, i am all for the departure of woods. but okay, it does smell good. like that good boy smell. but it's abercrombie so it's automatically a no. you can wear j.crew cologne or something like that.

    glad i could help.

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  9. also, the reason that was so weird to me is that you have to step foot in an abercrombie to buy it, and that's just so... not... right.

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  10. my favorite shirt, the one i love because its so comfy to wear is from abercrombie

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  11. vinny gave it to me. HE walked into abercrombie not me!

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